i'm useless

Why don't I have a hobby? A talent of any kind? Even an interest would suffice. Being particularly good at something or particularly interested in anything would probably make me feel a little better about myself. The only thing I think I'm any good at is eating more than the average person -- and that's not much to be proud of. I can't even bother to take that to the next level by purposely becoming obese or entering some eating competitions. I'M SO AVERAGE. Blast.


Current Mood: Infuriatingly Mediocre



I'm gonna work on this, I promise.