Pay Up

In this time of economic hardship, I've just come to realize that I never got my $7 for killing that spider. B -- give me my money or I will tie up that child from downstairs and keep him under your bed as torture.

Also, I believe you owe me a back rub on the 14th of every month. I don't remember what that one was for, but it's in my planner so it stands. I don't want to have to call my lawyers.

Says Beth....

"I think I've actually dated this guy."



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Fail.

This might be the most embarrassing thing posted yet. It's actually a screenshot we tried to take last night of us video chatting. With each other. On the same couch. Also important to note that we are ichatting with each other at the same time (about how large my face is, of course).

I think it would be a fail no matter what (in terms of... Caitlin and I fail at being cool/productive/generally acceptable just for doing this) but it is an epic fail because the low battery power blockage. Epic epic epic fail. At everything.

too busy to post anything significant but never too busy to play with photobooth

enjoy.

The fug girls would deem this a "Fug The Cover"

me: omg om gyou there
go to perez right now
Caitlin: amazing
this is why it's my favorite magazine
damnit why is there an apple involved i dont understand
me: yea
and also i have to say
it's a pretty fug picture
of both of them
Caitlin: i agree
damn i was just at CVS too bad i didn notice it
i would have picked up 2 copies haha
me: the girl... that doesnt even look like the actress/why is her hair that color
also, why does EC's chest look creepy/why is he wearing so much makeup
Caitlin: yeah no i think she looks fine, he jsut looks weird
me: i mean, there is lipstick involved with this picture of edward cullen
that is just wrong
Caitlin: lol bloody mouth
me: nooo
please tell me that's not what they were going for
Caitlin: lol kidding
he does look awful though
in general
even his body is questionable
very questionable
me: and why didnt they airbrush the chest more/why is his shirt even open
i have SO MANY QUESTIONS
Caitlin: lol relax mama
me: i'm posting this cover and this conversation on our blog
asap
Caitlin: lol i think youre much more concerned than i am about this
THAT concerns me
what is becoming of me
im so grumpy right now
me: well this is a big deal
nobody puts lipstick on Edward Cullen and gets away with it

I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT IT IS...

... about Audrina from The Hills that freaks me out so much.

OK. OK.

Look at her EYES. They are partly covered up by the top-lid with white space showing UNDERNEATH.

Now look in the mirror. WTF! Normal people have white space showing ON TOP!

Also, if you pull your bottom lids down so there is white space (which is REALLY HARD) and sag your top lids, you see how it is SOWEIRD and you kind-of look like her.

Man. I don't even watch that show but she always bugged me and I could never figure out WHY.

Now we know and can all sleep better at night. Phew.

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