In this time of economic hardship, I've just come to realize that I never got my $7 for killing that spider. B -- give me my money or I will tie up that child from downstairs and keep him under your bed as torture.
Also, I believe you owe me a back rub on the 14th of every month. I don't remember what that one was for, but it's in my planner so it stands. I don't want to have to call my lawyers.
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WAIT JUST A MINUTE. First famous blog celebrities are commenting on this blog that we haven't updated since July and now you randomly post again?? I think I know what is going on here... CONSPIRACY.
it doesn't matter what's going on. all that really matters is that you owe me $7 ($8.99 if you include last night's charges) and multiple backrubs.
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