The fug girls would deem this a "Fug The Cover"

me: omg om gyou there
go to perez right now
Caitlin: amazing
this is why it's my favorite magazine
damnit why is there an apple involved i dont understand
me: yea
and also i have to say
it's a pretty fug picture
of both of them
Caitlin: i agree
damn i was just at CVS too bad i didn notice it
i would have picked up 2 copies haha
me: the girl... that doesnt even look like the actress/why is her hair that color
also, why does EC's chest look creepy/why is he wearing so much makeup
Caitlin: yeah no i think she looks fine, he jsut looks weird
me: i mean, there is lipstick involved with this picture of edward cullen
that is just wrong
Caitlin: lol bloody mouth
me: nooo
please tell me that's not what they were going for
Caitlin: lol kidding
he does look awful though
in general
even his body is questionable
very questionable
me: and why didnt they airbrush the chest more/why is his shirt even open
i have SO MANY QUESTIONS
Caitlin: lol relax mama
me: i'm posting this cover and this conversation on our blog
asap
Caitlin: lol i think youre much more concerned than i am about this
THAT concerns me
what is becoming of me
im so grumpy right now
me: well this is a big deal
nobody puts lipstick on Edward Cullen and gets away with it

It's spreading...

And she's only on page 150 of Twilight... she has no idea how bad it's going to get.

i could be reading right now

So I'm not really down with posting right now -- and probably won't be until I've finished the entire Twilight series. Why should I be typing away on this computer when I could be falling more and more in love with Edward Cullen as the seconds tick by?

I'm only here briefly because Beth wanted me to show off my Photoshop skillz... check these sweet bumper stickers I made for Facebook. Yes, I'm officially that big of a dork.

December seriously can't come soon enough.