Showing posts with label strippers. Show all posts
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

What good is a roommate that won't be a spider hitman for you? (NO GOOD.)


B: I'll give you five dollars.
C: No. That's insulting.
B: Ten?
C: No!
B: ... Ten and a lap dance?
C: OK, sure.
*b gets excited
C: NO.